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NEPETA DEFENSE SQUAD
NEPETA DEFENSE SQUAD

ravenclawgirl29:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

nyooms:

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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Vadim shut up

celebie:

watashi came out here to have a sugoi time and watashi honestly am feeling so attack on titan right now

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

You're so dumb
Anonymous

karli456:

your*

fartgallery:

ugh girls are so cute I wish I was tall and more attractive so they’d think I was cute too

pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

Lmao rich people still have elegant balls
Anyone who isn’t upper class isn’t invited